Greg found me on xtube. Who knew random hook ups would leave their web cams on and upload it. At least it shows off big penis.
I may not go down in history, but i will definitely go down on your little sister.
i'm reaslly not drunk enough to wtch the fat lesbian on my floor brng another fat lesbian dressed up as a bloody nurse into her room at 2am
im still trying to figure out who put the honey mustard in the blender then put the entire blender into the freezer
Judging by his buldge, this guy is huge. just paid steve to follow him into the bathroom and find out. They had a convo about it.
Found crayons in my cigarette pack. I can't help but feel you may be responcible.
I just walked into my exam wearing a mans tshirt and Alex's size 13 crocs twenty min late carrying only a pencil and my heels...I'm not real
Just paid a $5 cover at a bar I stumbled by so I could puke in a toilet and not in public.
It's ok for me to have his baby but I can't be his friend on fb. Wth is wrong with this
Nothing says "lifelong friendship" like FaceTiming in a sex shop.
this dude, we had a connection. he kept smiling at me. it's like he knew i was gonna facebook stalk the fuck out of him
We were supposed to hurry because the restaurant closed at 9. I ended up giving him a blow job so we had to eat at Arby's instead.
YOU DESERVE A GUY WITH A NORMAL DICK DONT SETTLE FOR ANYTHING LESS
I CAN SEE SO MANY PENISES. There are so many visible penises here.
Where are you???
Yoga class :(
last night someone said that theyd like to do drugs with a dolphin ... judging from the diagram on the wall we figured it out.
all we need now is a dolphin ... and some drugs.
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