Apparently I added "small children" to my likes on facebook. glad to know that's where my subconscious is at.
you can't exactly throw up or pass out at the pentagon so i had to pull my shit together
I feel like I would bang a guy with a dick piercing just to say I have...like climbing a huge mountain or somethig
I have realized now that neither the top nor bottom of a bunk bed is safe for sex....
It ended with me crying and eating pizza in my closet.
we fucked while standing on a ladder. challenging, but worth it.
party gras won. party gras always wins.
Fuck. The basement bathroom I've been getting head in for 6 months just went 'Out of Service'.
In other words, he somehow found his way to my apartment, wasted, and was naked on my new couch. Completely naked. It was too special to pass up.
I just told the toilet I loved it. Bad sign.
Some girl just walked passed me, said "fuck yeah!" and is now crawling up the stairs
Sooooooo, maybe just fucked on a motorcycle.
Okay so I just had a really great idea
no.
Im pretty sure I didnt bang him becasue I woke up at 6am to him jerking off with a fleshlight right next to me in bed ... He made himself cum and was moaning my name ... MOST AKWARD EXPIERENCE OF MY LIFE
Sorry didnt text you yesterday. had to put restraining order on my ex.
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