So she said she wears a diaper when she's on her period and I'm not going to lie, I kind of want to see the diaper.
As far as classy things to do in front of your ex go, throwing up on your own shirt is not one of them.
girl in front of me at starbucks just ordered 7 shots of espresso in her latte. welcome to finals week
I fucked her on my hockey bag. it doesnt get any more Canadian than that.
its barely noon and he already threw up and i have second degree burn
i was able to set 4 alarms to make sure i woke up in time for class but i couldnt take the open beer out of my pocket before i did cartwheels down the hall...
Just did a slip and slide down a five story staircase in my dorm. Being an engineer is fucking awesome
I'm stealing this baby.
Well I always support illegal activity but where would you put it?
Let's just say that the best way to get a girls attention is not to slap her on the ass from the window of a moving cab.
I'm more of a "get high and take a bath" kinda guy.
So I just went to clothing optional bar
Our friendship just got weirder. He snapchated me the porn he was watching.
Is it too far to say to someone "you're useless for everything besides sex"
just had sex in the back of my high school auditorium #dreamcumtrue
home. only unpacked the necessities...contact case and beer.
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