barbara walters just said penis...
Of course she's mad at you. You Kanye Wested a picture of her catching snowflakes in her mouth. "imma let you finish but..." was the shaft and you put two of Kanye West's heads for the balls.
well yea, now i know i won't get hair in my teeth...
like why cant he just admit that he still wants to fuck me even though im underage
We've reached that awkward stage of the relationship where he's in love with me when he's drunk, but sober him is still afraid of commitment.
Just rolled over and found your boyfriend in bed with me. Is mine at your house?
thanks for carrying me to bed.. and sorry for trying to roll down the hallway to escape.
Let me start this apology by saying you were the finest piece of ass I ever had.
i think he just broke into a bike shop his last text said something about hiding in some tree
Come down here. We are watching people walk through the paper we taped in front of the elevator.
Made out with a mannequin all morning in cpr training, so im ready to party
He's way too stoned. I took him to el bra and he's laying on the table, not sure what to do with him
I just took three of the most beautiful hits of my life. As elegant and smooth and delicate and graceful as figure skating
I tell you, MacGyver never had to put up with people shitting themselves while he worked...
They just broke the window so they could get in and smoke the taxi driver out...
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