i hope S**** or M***** or someone took note of the fact that i was drinking popov like water and could no longer form sentences. i mean, dont get me wrong i had been thinking about boning R*** long before my sobriety left the picture but the number of reasons not to, outweighed the temptation and without sir robert burnett as R***'s wingman, it would have never happened
What do you do when the person in the stall next to you says they're jealous?
Good thing you left when you did - ended up getting banned from jimmy johns.
Do you ever just KNOW it's gonna be a good day? I mean, like in a "just found a Vicodin in the bottom of your purse" kinda way?
When i tried to give you something that wasn't tequila...like water....you kept saying it was against your religion.
I've always been the spiritual type.
My RA just gave me tips on how to have discreet shower sex. Were we that loud?
And as far as being fat goes I just did like 20 minutes of p90x and now i'm eating frosting out of the container....
I just realised I've never been sober in my apartment
Let's enter the circle of trust. Are we there yet? Ok. If I somehow hypothetically slept with Amandas ex husband...on a scale of one to ten...how bad is that?
I lost a little respect for your boyfriend when I learned that he has a scar from a Cheerio.
I wish they'd wear their tampons on the outside. At least gimme some warning
I'm chatting with a girl missing a front tooth. I find it quite distracting. I'm sure you have deduced what bar I'm drinking in on this monday night.
My life has come to reading articles about dating an ex heroin addict. I'm doing well.
I actually feel a twinge of sadness recycling all of our handles... I feel like I'm throwing out some great memories or lack of them because we don't remember
Our nipples touched last night. It was tender.
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