I've done unspeakable things to your penis. I have every right to give it a name.
having my hair in braids makes puking so easy. i am being an indian every halloween
everyone at work keeps looking at me like they know I got the herp this weekend
I'm going to tattoo a maze on my back for the next fucker that tries to blow early ....
Your cock is gonna weep like a baby
I am going to dream of scrotums tonight, I just know it.
How was my weekend? I just blew my nose and a gram of coke fell out. My weekend was fantastic.
Mark just took 50mg Viagra. Tonight should be interesting for the neighbors.
I'm taking myself to the hospital right now b/c there is no way this erection is subsiding in the next 4 hours.
Also, it was so cold in that bathroom that I saw my crap steaming, a first in my life
I've entered the world of uncircumcised penises. It's disgusting.
You drunk-dialed me and asked me to describe my burrito
I will pepper spray him so fast I don't even care
I have just received a gold-medal-deserving sext. He wrote me a fucking novel. Not only am I incredibly turned on but I am beyond impressed. He is the sext god. I must bow to him.
You're a FUCKING ASSHOLE. Love mom
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