Ehh boy. FML. she was unattractively large.
there needs to be a build-a-bong store...
Every time I hit my bowl my neighbors set off fireworks... I stop, they stop. I start again, they start again. Too high for this.
dude. we need more in our fridge then just beer and applesauce.
I'm in class. I'm not opening a page with the words "death erection" in the link. There's people behind me lol.
you were passed out so I asked you what my name was and you opened your eyes and yelled "ricotta cheese"
no way
that's when i decided you were gonna be okay
The fun I thought I would be having now when I was six is vastly different from what I am currently doing. Hurraaay sex and vicodin.
Is selling savings bonds for acid money something a normal person does?
He looked at me and just said "moist". The entire party shut down from uncomfortableness. He is an anti-party wizard.
Currently hot boxing a fort I made on our snow day... This is legendary
The council and I are about to open up a bottle of malort.
UPGATe: THE COUNCIL AND I HAVE AGREED TO BAHN MALORT FROM THE HOUSEHOLD
i told them you weren't like that.. and they laughed at me?
Um I got a ride home from the bar with two random boys and one tried to bang me on my parents riding mower
I texted her that I burned my tongue drinking coffee so it hurt to talk or kiss... How many points do I get for doing her without talking or making out first?
Just boned her on my desk. on top of my term paper. take that professor dipshit
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