He said if I blew him first he'd last longer....if 3 minutes is lasting longer, I'm not sure the bj was worth it
I bet him anal if they won...the one time Detroit decides to win, it had to be this week
He passed out mid-signature
We went into lab today and when no one was looking i touched our cadaver's penis!
hell no. last time, i couldn't pee straight for a week.
I woke up to the sound of a beer can being opened. I love him already
I think I want to impress his gay best friend more than him..
Hell hath no fury like a woman whose gay sidekick you insult
I am sufficiently unimpressed with the options available to my freshly shaved self tonight.
Romantically speaking, I want to sit on his face.
There's "red head", "preppy white girl" and "the two Asians I dated and now everyone thinks I like Asians"
Your dating history is like the united colors of Benetton
I feel like my sexual preferences are just another sign that I am a 75 year old drag queen in a 29 year old woman's body.
It was great. He never spoke.
That's not why it was great, just that's all I remember.
its weird getting into a political debate with a pony dressed as an anime character online
I’m home. Please don’t call me unless you have an arterial bleed or you’re on fire. Love you 😘
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