haha you were like: "I don't want to uh pressure you.." as you took your own shirt off
I dont understand how a fully grown man could convince himself that lime green crocks would look good on him.
he borrowed my computer and saw his name in my recent google searches. Things got awkward real fast.
The plants looked thirsty. Growing plants need mimosas too.
He booked us a hotel at a resort in cancun for sprng break... I just wanted to get laid this weekend when i was blackout i didnt know it was gonna spiral into a mess of events like a 5 month in advance commitment
hey im home...im not sure how this mcdonalds got here but whatever im gonna eat it anyway.
I think I'm the only sober person in the whole bar. If you count drinking less than 10 tequilas sober.
I have three different pairs of earrings at three different houses including your 16 year old brothers nightstand. Look at my life. Look at my choices
I've got your keys and your panties. You can have one back. Your play honeybuns.
On a happier note, I can fit in my old shorts. Dope does have its perks
When ur uncle gives you free weed, you take it
I think he fucked my hip out of place.
I broke another vibrator the other day. Abstinence is not for me.
When she's hammered the amount of alliteration that comes out of her mouth is amazing.
are you still up? I want to use you for sexual things. you have 35 minutes to respond to this offer.
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