I decided to name my penis gatorade...is it in you?
Literally like 10 people walking in my building talking about how much they hate draco
my neighbors are having lesbo sex right now.
I'm on my way.
Just desperately used the "it's a boy" cigar I saved from my\nnephews birth to roll a blunt
she said she was gay. i said prove it. she said "ok i wont fuck you"
I walked in on her just letting her nose bleed into her friend's hands
Yes but that point is quickly negated bc u should never have to search more than one room to find your underwear.
That's not as bad as watching a dumb ass drunk peeing into your window fan -
She doesn't believe I only want to use you for sex. She has a much higher opinion of me than either of us do.
I just broke a sweat masturbating on a Friday night. I may need a boyfriend.
She sent me a video of herself sitting in the car stone faced listening to the Titanic song on silence. She won't answer my texts.
I want you to worship my cock.
That's not how you start a conversation.
She is crazy bro, she'll kiss me after eating her ass but looses her fucking mind if I double dip a french fry in "our" ketchup!
The hangover struggle is to real, just passed the drive thru window. Twice.
Dude, she was there with her husband and I was there with my wife. Of course we banged in the bathroom.
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