they say Disney World is the happiest place on Earth. It's a close second to the Super 8 on route 18. That place holds some great memories.
Yah man, that place is surreal
Man, I'm from Tennessee. What the fuck is surreal?
I just high-fived this girl after she swallowed.
i feel like im doing the pre-walk of shame..like every car that drives by is like, ooooo look at that girl, in that itty bitty dress, yep shes about to get her skank on tonight...
Slugs feel like vagina... thought you would want to know
I've never seen so many strippers at a funeral...
I'm genuinely dissapointed that we didn't make any fat chicks cry
He went into the alley to piss and came back a minute later with a case of Bud Select. I'm speechless.
Having a race with the dryer. Seeing who can get drunk/dry clothes faster.
I'm eating a piece of cake like an apple. At least my thought process is healthy.
Things I learned last night: 1. Bacardi 151 is a one-way ticket to the toilet, 2. It is possible for a human being to turn into Mount Vesuvius
She's popping painkillers like they're tic tacs and singing the soundtrack to dreamgirls. It's you're turn to babysit her.
All I wanted was a hug. You dirty, dirty whore.
you smell like cheap hookers & chicken nuggets.
Her vagina is like the upper echelon of Scientology and I don't have enough money to get in
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