soo apparently i was out of money so i stayed in the bathroom for an hour-ish passing out paper towels for money..needless to say i got kicked out
I wish i could sleep and get drunk at the same time...those are my 2 biggest needs right now
YOU CAN RENT MIDGETS ON CRAIGS LIST
I told you not to ruin your birthday surprise!
No more Irish car bombs ever.
FYI the landlord called, said we need to clean the puke off the side of the house...was someone on the roof lastnight??
Maybe shotgunning 4 days after oral surgery wasn't such a good idea after all...
It's great having no responsibilities. In normal life I would be freaking the fuck out right about now. But the only worry I have from last night is where i got this shower caddy full of cookies. God I love college.
My name in their phones is "That Girl". If i can't get it to go away, I might as well live up to it.
Dude it was bad... like you fell asleep around the toilet after drinking from the back tank bad.
No man. Everyone needs to shit off a roof, at least once.
You know I'm dangerous when I have make-out withdrawals
And I might have stolen a bag of Doritos out of Matt's car and hid them in my bag and gave individual chips out to people dancing, trying to convince people they were mini tacos.. Like why Am I allowed to be an adult
He asked me for a pic so I sent him a pic of my boyfriends dick.
i have a strong feeling that today will be a naked day for me...i don't feel like doing shit
Fuck you, i'm all jacked up on bananas lets go somewhere
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