I think someone spiked my drink last night. .. Like all 20 of them.
i was concerned for your health after you took your "last shot" four times...
I just got while a charlie horse while orgasming...most confusing feeling ever...
At one point I was double fisting both beer & ice cream. I love public events in this town.
Im going to buy a thermometer. If its above 104 im going to the hospital if its under 104 im going to the bar
He will not just "come" out of the closet. He will fall out, 69ing me, with two fingers in his starving asshole, wearing cum splattered lady gaga sunglasses, weeping.
That was the greatest thing i have ever read.
You were jumping on the trampoline and screaming that you couldn't feel the fire.
IM FEEDING MY CAT ALL THE HAM
Also I owe you 20 bucks, a clean towel and a glass of scotch. I'll even throw in a blow job
Stop saying "make it happen". I'm not gonna say "hey, you should get naked with your sister and roll around together while I penetrate you both"
Yes. Do not say that. That will not make it happen.
Still. Make it happen
As a general rule of thumb, I don't call until the claw marks have healed.
He said the main reason he fucked me was cause of my storm trooper tattoo. IT ATTRACHES ALL THE HOT NERDS
I don't care if his family has ties to the mafia, you go over there, ride his dick until it breaks off, put his dick back on, and keep on riding. Lather, rinse, repeat.
Thanks for the support, sis.
I'll never lecture you, go get that dick baby girl make momma proud,I didn't raise no quitter
It's not even 7 yet. She's singing you are my sunshine to the smirnoff bottle.
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