Hypothetical question: If I threw up in the dishwasher do I clean it up or just turn it on? :(
It has to be really easy to get midgets drunk.
on a side note you can NOT make bong water out of a pear
4 to the list in one week. Slutsville isn't as fun as the brochure promised.
it's a gatorade, cheez its, and regret kind of morning....
Not sure why I sent you a picture of a black bear last night but it seemed like a good idea at the time.
We're about to go to a party titled 'Night of 1000 Jello Shots".
Someone just told me I could double date with them and their dog as my date. This is why the suicide rates are so high at the holidays.
I mean, on what planet are nipples suppose to look like that?
Only you could successfully troll for dick at a Hillel bake sale.
woke up and somehow me leather belt got torn in half. either we partied with the hulk or some chick just could not wait to see my dick. probably the former tho
New vibrator arrived today.
How was it?
Who are these wee mortals we call men?
I am available for nakedness
It's a Saturday night and I am in bed with two cats, a bottle of Riesling, and I'm masturbating to Iron Man. I'm great at being 21.
I dont think you understand. A NOODLE FELL OUT OF MY VAGINA! I DEMAND TO KNOW WHAT YOU DID TO ME LAST NIGHT!
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