Wanted to apologize for chris browning you when you were on my computer.
so i told my doctor my symptons and she just shook her head at me
winter break is gonna be like a weird mixture of rehab fat camp and holiday cheer.
One of my students just told me turtles are lazy and need to get a job. Fuck yes, my job here is done.
We started playin just the tip, then shit got crazy
idk whats worse playing power hour to yourself, or the fact that you were having fun while doing it
He apologized for his naked psychotic episode and then we had goodbye sex on his sailboat
yo your bro wants to know what time he got home and were you hosing him off
Why the fuck is he under my phone as Papi Chulo?
do you think your dog feels awkward being in the background of your nudes?
At least his std test came back clean, gotta look at the positives here
I have the overwhelming need to take care of him. Both with my vagina and like emotionally.
No one should have to go to work between Christmas and New Years, but here I am twirling in my office chair and putting Jack in my coffee like I’m back in college studying for finals.
Only I could dislocate my ribcage coaching volleyball and still want to get drunk tonight.
Everytime after he came, he'd laugh uncontrolably for ten mintutes. He was sober..
Randomize
