Dating my ex's drug dealer.. best. revenge. ever.
If the first sentence isn't something about weed or the nature of choclate I'm skipping class.
she said they gang banged her to "who let the dogs out." the dude left of the middle barked along. sounds like a good time.
And I'm also limping. I just wish that I had self control. I'm 23 for fuck sake and I'm sitting at work, with mascara down my face, vomit on my clothes and an unknown black substance on my tits. How will I ever find my Greek husband if I keep this up?
I probably should have waited until after the game to pity fuck him. You know, seeing as we lost.
Yeah. It's just like I have his virginity and he has my shoes and where do we go from here.
Body shots with my MILFs MILF!!
All I did was send my mom an ecard
Shower sex is an art that should not be attemted drunk
Fuck yeah GAYNESS
*explodes into glitter*
What happened after I vommed in your shirt that I was wearing and threw it out the window on the highway?
If I remember correctly I tried to steal a mail truck last night
I just remembered you petting my nose last night to help the cocaine 'sink in'. I don't think that's how it works
Don't be offended, the only thing I'm attracted to right now is snack cakes and chicken wings.
I would just like to say that I was the one who said that we should find scissors, when they were cutting your hair with a kitchen knife. I am responsible.
I still feel bad for it, even though I technically only videotaped it and helped will to distract the questioning neighbor
I found my bra I wore on Friday night...he fucked the underwire out of it
hahahahaha
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