if i wake u up at 5am tmrw by coming into ur room wearing nothing but my indiana jones hat and purple socks while singing 'courtesy of the red white + blue' will u be pleased or annoyed
keep in mind this isn't open to negotiation, i'm just trying to gauge ur reaction
HAH. HARRY POTTER CASUAL CONVO HAS BEEN EXTENDED TO DISCUSSING WEATHER. SO PRO
I just chased the everclear with Listerine...I think I found my new chaser!
this is the fifth day in a row i've woken up after 3 pm, hungover. I might die when snowmageddon is finally over and we have to go back to class. my liver wont know how to take it.
I thought i'd save money with No Heat November but the amount of whiskey i have to buy to stay warm is probably adding up to more than a heat bill.
just watched the video of me leading you with a trail of french fries.
I expected to wake up with a sext of you posing nude and all I got was a missed call.....disappointed.
I'm sorry I think it was because I lost a chicken nugget in my purse and that's all that was on my mind until 4am
Just saw a girl duct tape a cigarette back together..I feel like my life is shambles for being present for this
At one point I was waiting in line for the port o potties and a storm trooper came out of one and sprayed me in the face with a water gun
Like that actually happened I wasn't hallucinating
I need a new pic for your contact id. Because your boobs popping up when I'm having dinner with my grandma or, ya know, when kids have my phone isn't so good.
Hahahaha don't tempt me. Remember we're trying to avoid airport jail if possible
Blood everywhere...karaoke was nice
Swimming turned traumatic when grampas shorts slipped off..
Hope everything goes ok. If it makes you feel better, I straightened vomit into my hair and killed a bird earlier.
If I'm able to walk tomorrow morning, I'm gonna be really disappointed with myself...
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