if i died would you start the facebook group?
so my dad walked in on us having sex
lulz really? why?
lets just say he wont be answering to 'daddy' for a loooooong time
I'm doing shots of crown out of a baby bottle. My friends are sensational parents.
did you seriously make the punch out of vodka and food coloring
If I die tonight. Just know that chicken I made fuckin ruled. Recipe: Chicken with a shitload oF spice
there are chunks of pepperoni under the sheets. can you be here in 10? breakfast in bed?
It was going well until he told me about the 7k he made in college to be in a gay porn
It must be illegal for me to be this drunk in front of this many children
Her mom offered to give me a lap dance. I was a guest, I couldn't say no.
Februarys looking very promising in the vaginal department
Is this one of those "if you didnt give such good head we couldn't be friends" moments?
i decided if i had to, i could survive with only 3 fingers on each hand.
I've been here 20 minutes and a sweaty naked man has kissed me on the cheek.
We were all having a bath, the three of us, then that drug dealer guy walked in and peed. Sitting down. Apparently he didn't want to offend us.
Dear Andy-the problem is not that I slept with your girlfriend, it's that you didn't know she's a lesbian.
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