I hope im prettier
yea, just so you know this whole self-loathing thing is getting pretty fucking annoying
I sware she could use her own nose as a dildo.
i have only one word for you: 3somewithnorwegiangirls
the australian girl literally just drank an entire pitcher of beer in about twenty seconds. i want to go to there.
There is a literally infinite number of spliffs going around this table.
Delicious
I feel like I'm at a sushi bar with a spliff belt.
the saddest part is, this is not even the first time i've woken up in a shopping cart with a concussion.
Law school has no idea what kind of prospect they have coming in. I just convinced a cop not to take me to jail by asking him if he really felt like cleaning puke out of his car tonight.
Man my junk looks like a mangled grapefruit right now, this shit sucks.
Please come over, I'm slowly melting into a ball of sexual frustration. If I'm not dead by the end of the day be very surprised.
Nevermind, there are three drinks waiting at the bar for me. I cannot disappoint this alcohol.
Toppless hop-scotch needs to become a competitive sport
I just wanna have sex and go to Denny's after is that too much to ask for.
All I want is some guy to eat me out while I work on grad school things then go on his way
so idk what that means but now because of me he has a police file as breaking into my apartment and sleeping in my hallway under the carpet
I cant wait to tell our kids we met because you subscribed to my onlyfans.
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