I've never had a man I enjoyed more than steak
Man, the last time I saw you you were giving me a thumbs up while being pulled out the bar by your belt from some girl.
she was sobbing drunk in the backseat about her dead cat and how the guy in the front seat didn't want to hook up with her
it's not like i was drunk to the point of NEEDING help...i just wanted someone to offer to hold my hair or something.
It's like a party bus, but there's a glass, airtight wall separating the driver from the passengers, and once everyone's on, they pump vaporized THC into the cabin.
My Grandma made me promise not to drink more beer, so I'm chugging wine.
You were too drunk yesterday to deal with me crying so I am too drunk to deal with logic.
Ohh I see how it works, eat pussy and I get Reese's pieces.
He won't leave and I need to take a shit and vomit, quite possibly at the same time.
I haven't even sucked a boob is 6 weeks I hate not college
Not gonna lie, Wednesday was the perfect day to get laid off, all I've done since is watch the Simpsons marathon
I promised her I would shit on your driveway. There's nothing that you or I can do about it now.
i dunno but you just looked at him said "youre making me really wet" and straight pissed your pants
dont know what thebfuxk is in rhat shit, but dont lemme have antmore
We still on for Manwhore Monday?
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