Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
i can't help myself.. i am just so in love with the kitchen manager.
...he was wearing JNCO shorts.. i'm pretty sure i saw the dragon.
why is it ever time u get laid i end up having to clean something twice? you have no idea how hard it is to wash smugged ass cheeks off the counter
there not mine if that helps
other than the jail part I had a really good time with you
I peed on his girlfriend's loofah during our post-sex shower.
There were two girls and a guy on a bed and now i can put porn director on my resume.
I just hit myself in the face while taking off my shirt. I could never be a stripper.
Then me, her, and her mom snorted tequila. The bartender was in shock.
Do you think you could handle being our babysitter if we roofied ourselves for fun??
So this is completely apropos of nothing, but I have a feeling that a friend of mine might be a good match for you. Can I set you two up on a date? Oh, and it seems that we live a block away from each other and aren't having sexy times. This is ridiculous. By the way, there's a chance that I might be a tad drunk. Still though, there's a very *good* chance that you and Mr. X would get along.
our jesse-walt dynamic is actualy really perfect because i want to start a small time drug empire and you want to get high a lot its very accurate
I don't think I've ever met a guy with a bush bad enough that I would choose a cactus over it.
You're right, I'd say my real all time low was when I let that fifteen-year-old feel my boob.
How does fucking Canada get Justin Good Guy Take Me Now, Just Fuck Me In The House of Commons Trudeau, and our new President looks like he bathes in cheetoh dust and sin?
No no. Thank you. Killed multiple birds with one penis.
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