i literally forgot his name and just started calling him "waffles"
Her brother walked in on her giving me a bj and just laughed. I got a highfive before I left.
It's sad because pictures are supposed to say a thousand words, and theirs just say 'fat'
its not thanksgiving till you and grandpa shotgun beers out in the shed, and lose
i dont know what was worse.. snorting the wasabi or puking on the neighbors dog
Showering in my swimsuit in hopes of getting the beer smell out.
There's a middle eastern man wearing a cow costume with tequila coming out of his udders, but I'm not sober enough to feel uncomfortable with it.
History professor is at the bar. Hurry! There's only so many A's he could give before it starts to look bad.
She had caution tape on her head and she blew me.
Okay so my USC tutor just offered to eat me out. I think I'm definitely applying to USC.
yea plus he's gonna be wearing his gumby costume so that'll take a lot of pressure off too
You made out with both twins? Ten points to you!
It was the easiest thing I've ever done. 3am she walked into my room, saw my Buffalo Bills blanket, said go bills and got naked.
Want to come over and dangle your tits on top of me like a skewer?
whered you go
woke up in a ditch, shat infront of a little league game, slept in her stairway...i need to come here more often
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