I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
I just found a porn show called cleavagefield. no i am not watching.
we need to drink 2009 down the drain
Well, let me tell you, it was the most vivid sex dream I've ever had. More so than the Paris Hilton one I had in 05. And about as weird.
Don't upload the drink o meter to your google calendar. Somehow binge drinking looks even worse with a time stamp.
There's a fried egg and an empty bottle of reddiwhip in the parking lot. Did you have fun last night?
I can't tell if I'm hungover or if my cat just knocked the lamp on my face
I am pretty sure they consider me one of the "bros". They compliment girl's racks to me and are the human forms of dick-be-gone. They won't sleep with me more than once cause it's "weird", or let any "untrustworthy boys" sleep with me and I still help them get laid. Not...fair...
This is like the best thing that's ever happened to us. We're getting paid to sit around get high and eat. There is a Jesus
GOOD NEWS I CAN BRING THE VODKA IN MY LUGGAGE
Why did this happen to me why did I have to meet him if I could go back in time I never would have grabbed his dick
I just wrote a love letter to my weed and texted it to my cousin. I can't say it any differently. It happened.
She said she was hoping I'd be hotter. I told her I didn't see anybody standing in line to titty fuck her either. She was a great kisser.
I cant go through life without knowing what ginger pubes actually look like
How drunk was I last night?
You tried to unlock a door with your dick. That drunk.
Not the explanation for the cock bruise that I was looking for.
Randomize
