And for your info. Don't pee outside with glow sticks. People will still see you.
Was this before, or after you took my brand new bag of shredded cheese, and "Made it rain"?
Took an impromptu nap on the floor of a starbucks bathroom using my backpack as a pillow. Please tell me you have been this hungover
Is this a genuine concern or are you just high?
JUST BECAUSE I'M HIGH DOESN'T MEAN ITS NOT GENUINE CONCERN.
admittedly, it's a little weird getting relationship advice from the mother of a former one night stand. but she's a wise lady and she buys me drinks, so i'm ok with it.
the only good thing about going home with him was that he was prettier than me.
I SMOKED SO MUCH I SKIPPED A DAY.
I don't know his last name, but he's in phone as Pat the conqueror.
Just saw the trailer for Spike Lee's version of Oldboy. They filmed a lot of it in A's building so like every scene features a place where I had or almost had sex. If oral counts then pretty much every scene.
Well, if it gives you any indication, when I got there, there was already some dude passed out naked in the treehouse.
I think there's a problem with society when I'm shopping for lingerie and I think "man some of these would make kickass shirts"
Rigtt?!
He was so high he started playing Twister on the striped rug. Then when we missed midnight he went on a screaming rampage about his New Year's Eve being meaningless. How do you think it went?
We literally laid down in the back of my car and had sex in a parking lot and it was in the top 3 best moral-less decisions I've made.
Pooled our money and rented a bouncy castle for the day. Get over here now. Bring vodka.
I went to my AA meeting last night. My drug dealer is now my counselor.
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