32 messages asking me to suck his dick. And there for a minute i thought i was desperate. ha!
Hahahaha
make that 40.
You need to stop texting me at SEVEN in the morning. It wakes my one night stands up and makes for the awkward talk way too early.
just walked into the room and her sister said loudly, "do him, or I will."
I'm drinking while I write this paper. When I can't see the screen anymore I'm gonna come out
Thanks for holding onto me so I didn't fall in my pee in that parking lot. You're the best boyfriend ever.
I woke up in my girlfriends bed with another guy laying next to me. wtf.
He was so bad, he was dry humping me and his dick was nowhere close to my vagina.
He wants to make love to me in a sea of paint and wash my tears away with the brushes surrounding us..I've known him for 2 days.
Found a pic of me suckling your nipple at the bar. Safe to say you don't want this one tagged?
I haven't gone out since the baby was born. If I don't get arrested, in a fight, or both I'm going to be super pissed.
I tried to make friends with the geese living behind Hughes. They didn't really like that idea.
Are you high?
alright. I just need to set some ground rules, no lighting me on fire, and no broken bones. fair?
I feel like every young boy's first wet dream is too have sex with the Pink Ranger. I am now fulfilling that dream for one man. I am a hero.
Yeah come over whenever. Weed gets here at 8.
I'll be there at 7:59.
Did he pick you up in a mini van?
Yes. Turns out my sugar daddy is about to be an actual daddy
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