I have a client coming in and there's a note that says she wants her hair to like Elisabeth Hasselback's from the view
that's Oklahoma for you
I went to go pee and found a strand of your hair wrapped around my penis.
I spent my night drunkenly staring at a picture of John Stamos. How do you think I feel?
just had to re-breakup with her. it was like shooting a dead horse that was crying and talking.
I have now hooked up with 8 of the Apostles. I have no idea where I'm going to find a guy named Bartholomew.
no, that was the night I slathered your dick in the icing from my birthday cake
You put your name in his phone but not your number then screamed "Open the door!" and jumped out of the car
Guess who just sucked off 1/5 of one direction?
THIS IS NOT A DECISION I MADE AT ONE IN THE MORNING IM JUST GETTING AROUND TO TELLING YOU ABOUT IT NOW
My feelings for him are donzo molonzo but I can't turn down a pierced penis...
he just sent me a dick pic, it highly resembled a cheese stick
I've made a single handle of rum last like three weeks and my mom hasn't even acknowledged it.
Did you ever hear the story about the time I did blow in a bar bathroom with the #1 ranked golfer in the world?
Ccatlin cimbing thru th sunroof plz come
She started waving a nerf rifle around and demanding free booze.
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