u downloaded tardy 4 the party
then u started screaming about not wanting nene on the record
We got them high and they had an hour long debate on the best way to get cum out of eyes.
you better fuck at least one or both of them.
I just threw up in my hands while sitting on the toilet
I was pissing in the urinal at the concert and some drunk chick ran in and yelled 'but the lines to fucking long' then ran out with 10 state troopers chasing her... Yeah
Won't anyone wonder why I'm mute, bald, and wearing an eye patch?
No she probably looked into my aura and saw that my penis would ruin her.
Can I get that on a shirt
because. if I can't sit outside naked and eat my watermelon every morning then I really don't see the point in moving in with you.
Eye drops are like seatbelts of being high. Think about it
I don't question myself. That's what I have you for.
I'm honored.
I immediately woke up from my nap, made myself a screwdriver and got in the shower. I know it's spring break but I'm still questioning my life choices.
Pretty sure my parents just hear me get off from the living room but I feel like they should be proud that I did it without a man honestly.
Meeting up with one of your students at your drug dealers house is always an awkward moment
I'm somewhere between crying and wanting to orgasm.
I just had sex with the kid I walked next to at my first holy communion
God I miss you. I would very much like to have sexual intercourse with you. I'm home eating chicken alfredo.
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