dude, despite what happened last night, I'm not gay
kristin has been a bad kristin
I can't get into him, he looks really young. I'd feel like I was blowing the Gerber baby.
I was just making a list of the girls i have slept with and i can't remember your sisters name
She does have a great personality.
Yeah, in her vagina.
I can't, I'm busy. I've been walking around Tokyo on google maps for an hour.
On a side note, I now know what a $150 cab ride looks like
and unfortunately for you, hallmark doesnt make a "sorry i was getting a blowie in the backseat of your car while you were driving, projectiled my jizz onto your hand, and caused you to crash" card
The intern claims someone glued plastic eyeballs to his penis last night. He going to show everyone in the conference room at 3pm. There is a $5 cover charge.
Yeah but then he looked at me bleeding on the floor, said oh i guess you need to go to the hospital now, and left
woke up outside on the porch naked surrounded by beer cans with a towl around my neck. i must be in heaven cause i've never seen this place before.
Power went out. She lit a candle and gave me head. Made some pretty impressive candlelight cocksucking shadowpuppets. Must be what porn was like in olden times.
Do not tell me that that is not the face of a man who has sex with goats.
THANKS BE TO BLACK BABY JESUS IN HIS LITTLE GOLDEN DIAPER FOR BLESSING ME WITH NOT PREGNANT
I just recommended that the library purchase the first major hentai with tentacle porn. Really, I'm doing everyone a favor.
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