highlight from tonight: i hit on her and her mother.
She's been divorced three times and use to raise cock fighters. Of course I'm interested in her
Keep in mind that he's 43, unemployed and living with his parents. There's really not much we could do to make his life worse.
So the bar isnt gonna put that broken window on my tab. appaerently they want cash
I think he's having people over to watch him get way too drunk again
Slow dancing with the chandelier.
I'm with some lesbians. Somehow I offended them and the Justin Beiber one told me I was fat.
There's a woman at the bar holding a baby with one arm and doing shots of GM with the other. The baby is crying. I have lost faith in humanity.
I don't know his last name, but he's in phone as Pat the conqueror.
I've been sleeping with the same person for about two months now, I think I know a little bit about stability and commitment.
I like your optimism Chelsea but I'm not about getting my salad tossed
Taking a shit in a Texas 7/11... not accepting phone calls now lol
I had a dream involving the worlds smallest pony, an asphalt volcano, and jimi hendrix. Never smoking 3 bowls before bed again
No no. Thank you. Killed multiple birds with one penis.
When do you think the murder is going to happen in this Lifetime movie of ours?
Randomize
