We walked 2 miles, legit 2 miles, and purchased 7 half gallons. One for each of us. Intense
you could play connect the dots with the people ive fucked in this room
Spider just rapelled from her vag rethinking online dating.
i don't think my life will be extraordinarily more meaningful if i let him put his tongue in my butthole.
He told us that was the only place he could get service when we found him in the closet passed out with a beer
I swear I could audibly hear her vagina slam shut when you walked up to hit on her.
Dont ask, hes out back rolling around in the yard freaking out. literally just had a 15 minute conversation, only word i could make out was "yellow"
i'm sorry i gave your brother a handjob while you were on the blanket next to us, but to be fair your back was turned.
This coke is making my nose hairs dance. That good.
I just bought the spice girls album. We will be doing music videos in the near future. You are our baby spice-- don't fight it
to drive Frat boys away, one just needs to cat-call at them. It makes their masculinity weaker, and yours stronger.
you know what? fuck you, fuck your nana, and ESPECIALLY FUCK THE BLACKHAWKS.
I can't believe my vagina just got wished happy new year
I'm not sure if I should pay him or he should pay me, but someone should get paid for the sex I had this morning.
She handed me scissors and told me that they were the ones with the lowest probability of having been used to trim someone's pubes.
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