i told her my name was noah and she leans in and whispers "that makes me so wet." ive never been more thankful for the Notebook
omg. don't know how to spell his name, but hot new zealand guy's dick is magic
Wouldn't pinatas filled with coke be awesome idea for cinco de mayo?
He told me to pick a safe word. I said 'cactus' and he said I wasn't taking this seriously and that I wasn't cut out for s&m.
i mean, some people chug beer and some people chug hard liquor. some people have good ideas and some people have bad ideas. it's all about perspective.
we're using his nephews tonka truck toy as a cooler for the beer
Fuck morning classes and our weekday drinking habits.
The world isn't going to end because you slept with him!
... that would be easier though.
Between the puerto rican elf, the fat marine, the deaf guy and the ex coke head I've got a good preview if the men in this city...
Sobered up midsex and just went with it. After he tried cuddling and I awkwardly rolled out of the bed to find someone on the floor, apparently it was his room so he got to listen.
If I had a mugshot, I would totally use it as my main picture on Tinder, just to keep it interesting.
Never ever make a tattoo bet. I now have a shamrock on my dick.
Yeah, great now I will be tampon girl
I want to start a guest book for my bed room so when dudes leave they can write a review
just turned another straight guy gay. Goddamn the church must hate me
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