i think the semi hot bartender might actually be a man in drag..on a similar note, what are you drinking?
i just used my scantron for my final to make paper shotglasses. i'd say i passed in flying colors.
the lighter is IN the bong. I don't know what to do
Not exactly sure why you felt the need to get the halloween decorations out. But waking up to 7 carved pumpkins really scares the shit out of you.
I'm pretty sure getting a blow job behind a bar in Rome while her little sister is throwing up in a dumpster not 5 feet away, gives entirely new meaning to the phrase "When in Rome"
It's total crap. On a side note I watched a porn of 4 guys wrestling in chocolate then messing around with each other. It was like a dream come true
She kept talking about how amazing the banana she had yesterday was. Don't know if it was innuendo, stoned, or just a really amazing banana.
No. No. No. No one's allowed to fuck in the yurt.
Just sucked some sandy dick on a boardwalk & now I'm at a family reunion hbu
He's easy on the eyes, light on his feet, and rough in bed...what more could a girl ask for in a rebound?
I need to stop getting drunk and telling people it isn't "about them."
Because my vagina is Ellis Island. All foreign penises must be presented for inspection and competency. God bless America.
There is maybe 10 hours out of any given day we aren't sober.
It's a special kind of bond when your gay brother takes pics of you topless at a frat party.
the guy working the counter at the liquor store noticed i got my haircut and said it was pretty.....
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