The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
I took Valium worth by frank. I squabble
Li shadha you vin. It's phot out. I just ate a fried Oreo
I just wish we had the ability to download food from our TVs.
White Russians with skim milk. Fuck I'm healthy.
i feel like i'm a professional at blowjobs i can deep throat an entire spatula
How come ATM is perfectly acceptable, yet not washing your hands after you poo is socially reprehensible?
I was on my way at Dorito Smoothie
Get this. Chipped my front tooth taking a sip of a gay mans beer out of my cleavage. Fuck my fucking life. that'll be fun to explain to my dentist
I want you inside of me and on top of me and under me and behind me
Basically I need you to be like god, just fucking everywhere
I think I ruined his life by managing to get his initiation nickname for his frat to be "Whiskey Dick" but I still wish herpes on him and his fugly new girlfriend.
So far today I've found 3.5 million dollars in savings. Pretty sure management is gonna start buying me hookers if getting laid has this much payoff
This is what happens when wu tang raised you
Also, it was so cold in that bathroom that I saw my crap steaming, a first in my life
I woke up in an ill fitting childs tutu this morning and the shower curtain is knocked down. Wtf happened?
drinking vodka out of a wine glass to feel a little bit classier about myself.
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