How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
At the hair cuttery. A father here with his daughter just answered his phone "ken's whorehouse"...Now I remember why I used to pay more for haircuts.
Since when does wearing a condom and going down on me make someone a gentlemen?
well now i know if i ever need to drive puke and talk on the phone at the same time i can
He asked if he could fuck me while on chat roulette.
He pulled a potato out of his bag in the library. A WHOLE FRIGGIN POTATO. He ate it like it was an apple and waved at the librarian as she stared at him.
I'm promising sexual favors in return for his responsible life decisions. Now THIS is growing up.
No one figured out why I brought along the vibrating massager.
I think I used your jacking off shit when I showered. I couldn't see shit, it was all oily. Fuck power outages
we traced the origins of this shit fest of a relationship back to a single instance of road head. then we did a reinacment
She said she wants to move in with me. Time to black out and act as if we never had this conversation.
How are you a firefighter? People actually trust you with their lives??
In other news, I had my first sex related injury of the school year so that's cool
I don't know what happened last night. But I just woke up in the high school boiler room
isnt it crazy how for years we were living our owns lives, and now only a wall seperates us?
stop. eating. my. shrooms.
He's the first boyfriend I wouldn't cheat on. This is a really big deal for me
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