is this the only place in the world where you can get shot on one side of town, and have to stop for cows crossing the street on the other side?
i was sitting in the back seat of her car with her boyfriend while she was driving. it was pretty awkward, but i dont think "so my dick's been in your girl's mouth too" was a good ice breaker
As it would turn out, "jesusssssss" is not the password to enter Faith Chapel's wifi network.
Just think about how many life skills I lack. Cooking... Driving... Sobriety...
Ok if you are accepting my apology, please continue to ignore me. If you are not, please fill out the brief survey that follows, to help me improve my people relations: a) your a bitch please leave me alone b)your crazy pls leave me alone c) I never cared ab u please leave me alone. D) all of the above e) all of the above but I wouldn't mind still fucking u. F) who are you again? Your answer will not b shared and will b used in accord. With the law. TY
Home safe. Took me everything not to stop and pick up some random cat that looked like an ocelot tho.
that's all we do, eat and hve sex, eat and have sex. he thinks it's bad and that we need to talk more or whatever but I'm just not seeing the problem...
Well, we could've been at the bar taking a shot everytime my rash spread. But Noooooo. You had to go out with your non- girlfriend. Lame.
Just took adderall with about half a bottle of red wine...i have stopped trying for this last exam
It's funny because every time I go up and down the stairs it's an adventure. A A DRUNK ADVENTURE. PS I ALREADY THREW UP WTF
We discussed how many times we've passed out during sex. The answers may shock you.
Now it's a thing. He's kind of a creeper and now he's lotioning me. This is going to turn into a Buffalo Bull situation.
It's 5am and I come home to you naked on the kitchen table and 3 people I never saw before fucking on the back porch ... and my weed gummy worms are gone. fuck you I'm taking your mom's offer
i feel like doing his laundry was not included in the job description when we became fuck buddies.
Depends how u look at it. Half-full, half-empty, or how should I shave my pubes
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