there should be laws that require people like to me to be on birth control.
i no longer feel bad for not doin my schoolwork. im watching a porn in french. this MUST qualify as studying.
I know it should be off bounds, but can this be the chick we all sleep with at some point? I can write it off as drunken mistake, you all just have to come up with equally good excuses
She started puking and I started running and I swear to god there was a wave of vomit chasing me down the stairs.
Have you resumed life with the rest of the world yet or are you still huddled in the fetal position while wearing compression gear?
I just masturbated to a Jock Jams cd. What have you done today?
No longer is one of my lifelong dreams to ride in a kangaroo pouch. You have eternally ruined that for me. Thank you.
I mean, I Just Had Sex in 4 on her top 25 most played list. That's got to give you some indication
My only regret this past weekend is abusing only 3 substances when I could have done so much more.
He started making out with my boobs. I didn't know whether to be proud of my boobs or ashamed of my mouth.
I'm excited I love mornings when I'm not sober
It doesn't count as "finding the lesbian" if you fuck a straight girl!
I didn't even know his name until he texted me the next day and told me I should take a plan B pill. Thanks Danny.
We were fucking in the bedroom then we heard Sports center on in the living room. He stopped midfuck when I started celebrating that my team won over his
I got eaten out in the igloo at snow-kings castle last night.My thighs were literally melting ruts in the ice bench.Definitely colder than the minus 40 blowjob at Desiree's wedding
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