I am going to fall madly in love with a ginger, marry the ginger and have lil ginger children running all around town. Oy
You shut your mouth
I'm watching a show called "I didn't know I was pregnant" on TLC...Apparently this happens enough that there is a series
Its like Laser Tag, but more fun because it ends in sex
her teeth looked like a whores toenails, i was too horrified to
She made fun of how I walked so I announced to her boyfriend that I have cum on her face before.
so apparently I plead the 5th to every question they asked me when they put me under the conscious sedation to set my broken wrist
Why does he only make me orgasm when I'm about to break up with him?
The Swedes wanted a tensome.
It's just a matter of time. The ball is in my court. Soon to be in her mouth.
Are we still banned from the library?
Just watched an entire Mariachi band walk of shame home together. Halloween at its finest
Mom called her a cunt. I think that's code for "don't bring her over ever again."
Apparently mr clean magic erasers don't clean blood off the ceiling
This love triangle bullshit is getting out of hand. It's now a love polygon and I want out
And all i could do was bury the part of me that felt guilty for cradle robbing and put on my dick swallowing bib.
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