Thanks for last night it was amazing as always
What are you talking about
You've got to be kidding me
loyola was giving a tour this morning and they all saw me in a half ripped off toga throwing up over the side of the dorm stairs
you don't even go to loyola anymore
If everyone lived like me, we would need 5.9 earths. Fuck yes america.
She was wearing a "Got Beer" hat and your bed had necco wafers all over it the next morning. Another story for the grandkids.
Is it wrong that im more embaressed about the karoke than the toplessness?
Worst PDA I've ever seen. She even licked the mustard off his mustach
Which is scary since we both think with our vaginas
If by any chance I go to the hospital make sure you stuff a pint in my pockets so I can keep up.
don't tell me about being eco-friendly. i just threw up in the same bag i bought my liquor in. RECYCLING
100 proof captain the only man who can make me strip during a snowstorm
wearing my old cheerleader outfit to the bar was a great way to get free drinks. i should do this more often
he cancelled our romantic dinner reservations so we could stay home and watch a Rocky movie marathon and order pizza. i know i should be upset but i think i'm kinda in love.
why am i naked
you took off your clothes at the party and some guy took them home
If there aren't any tits where you are, you're doing it wrong.
So the bar crawl I'm on is a "90s bar crawl" and I made the joke about a few overweight girls that "lack of concern for your weight is so 90s" it did not end well
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