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ok 1 i realized people actually live in central wisconsin and 2 culvers could be a good place to pick up chicks today
the three of them together have enough kids to fill a barney live audience.
Oh my god it just tripped me out that I used to be a baby, I had to tell you.
My cousin had a baby so we have to look at it. Apparently the event is byob
Apparently last night drunk me put my phone in a cup of beer to make it "fun scented".
He counted every piece of macaroni in the box and then faceplanted into the bowl
Since the world is still here you can go ahead and disregard those pictures I sent
I feel like I should have backed off when "I love you" came out on the third date. Now I'm in her bed wondering which door my shrine is behind. Fuck.
Also. After puking outside of the bar last night, some guy (who saw me puking) said I looked like Jennifer Lawrence, called me J Law, got my number and is now texting me. Who knew puking and rallying would do me any good
What if he stabs me in the back, mid-orgasm, as I sit on his face? It'd be a miraculous way to go but that's not the point
I'll have to start mass sending dong pics to get the recognition I deserve
I'm trying to find a fanny pack so I can bring pizza on my run
Had a dream I was doing scat with Caroline. I need to lay off the cheese at night
Sitting naked, eating lucky charms with rain boots on
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