super hot butfun
Oops. What a difference a comma and a space make.
I made a game called come to class high and eat nachos.
just got passed by a van of kids watching the little mermaid. debating speeding so i can watch
Didn't u have court just yesterday for ur driving?
IT'S THE LITTLE MERMAID! totally worth another year of probation
Hello everyone will one of you please inform me on why I woke up in a cardboard recycle dumpster with no shirt and a stuffed animal? I want to hear this explanation.
Your godly.
me neither. i remember bell pepper tequila but not why or yelling
Hahaha, I forgot about doing shots out of the bell pepper
I think you'll appreciae more than anyone that I'm renting my parking spot out for a half gallon of vodka a month.
Single person behavior: I wanted a cookie but was too lazy to make or go buy any, so I let cookie dough ice cream melt and ate all the chunks. Pantsless.
Have you resumed life with the rest of the world yet or are you still huddled in the fetal position while wearing compression gear?
When I left you were in the shower in your socks throwing up screaming it was blood but it was "ok" cuz it's recyclable. By the way it was kool aid.
But the real question is how many people didn't see my dick last night?
We smoked bowls and watched Cops for what seemed like hours. And yet I know I'll go back.
MY HAND WILL BE UP HIS ASS IF HE DOES NOT APOLOGIZE FOR WHAT HE DID. IT WON'T BE THE GOOD-FEELING KIND OF "HAND-UP-ASS" EITHER.
hopefully I won't be diving through a thorn bush to escape an explosion this time
I suppose writing him up is more professional than keying his car.
Fuck your bullshit loser kid and his gluten allergy.
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