hooking up with chicks might be the way to go after all. walk of shame looks better in her clothes.
if i get an abortion, then will you go out with me?
Check if I'm alive tomorrow. If not, tell my parents I died happy and that there's a gay cheerleader in the spare bedroom
you laugh because clearly you have never had to clean poop out of a tub
random question: do you know anywhere in the tri-state that has elephant racing? this is a work related question.
Just opened a bottle with my rape whistle. At least it's finally getting used for something.
U offered to motor boat her and it somehow turned into u two going on a sunset cruise in Newport. At 3am.
He better not be in your backpack
I'm not sure. But a mason jar of drug free urine just as soon as anyone can would be so awesome.
the best part of college is nobody can tell me not to eat six toaster strudels and jerk off in the shower
Wow. Last night.
I knew you were shit blasted when you called me your "sunflower queen"
Last night she walked off and disappeared from everyone got home at 330 and said she went to the casino with her cab driver.
GUESS WHOSE BEST FRIEND IS OUT OF PRISON!
apparently when we were gone the parents play strip connect 4
Would I do it again? Probably not but still,I don't regret a single ratchet thing I've done in college.
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