Canada is now making docos about life in America. Its called Trailer Park Boys.
Well I say she's a whore. All four of her kids have different last names.
BUT, one is Johnson and the other is Johnston. She gets some credit for that
you really dont want me to drink and drive. you saw what i did to my face and that was only from walking
what's with the bloody hand print on the hood of your car
they're like a gay fantastic four
Woke up naked on my floor covered in cookies. We should celebrate fake hurricanes every weekend.
Don't pretend like we're functional. We're gonna discuss this drunkenly via text the way serious conversations should take place.
I feel like a Europe failure cause I'm coming home from the club at 3:30 and so many people are just arriving... Wtf? 3:30am People! Drink earlier!
It's a Tuesday.
He said I act like a cross between a kindergartener and a high 70 year old man. Which is inacurate because it fails to account for the disco obsession.
He somehow pantsed the bouncer and tipped him over before cartwheeling and skipping away? Help me find him.
there are no losers in shot checkers. only winners.
Why did I wake up to a snap chat of myself drinking beer out of a blender?
girl pulled up to the stop sign, got out, threw up all over my hood said happy thanksgiving then drove off
I FLASHED A GUY AT MCDONALDS FOR A FREE BREAKFAST BURRITO. IT WORKED!
Yea she is hot. But she also had no toothpaste in her entire apartment.
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