I told u I don't really remember everything lol i pretty much remember not lasting as long as I norm and that I wore a condom, I hate condoms
Everytime we come here you have an ex here.
scale of 1-10 how well do I give head
5, but i have never had a 10. best was an 8 so if i grade you on a curve you are a 7. ish.
Smoked a bowl on a rollercoaster. Literally ON. Beat that.
I wasn't on board with that statement until "home made dinosaurs"
Dude I'm 99% sure I'm witnessing an e-harmony date at panera, prob late 40's, this is better than the movies.
I walked downstairs and he was standing in nothing but his boxers with his dick hanging out warming up eggs in the microwave.
Ill give you a 4 hour blow job if you make my nephew go to bed.
Do you know how to get blood out of tile grout?
The dude at Coffee Bean just handed me my tea latte and whispered, "pomegranate blueberry is such a sexy flavor". With a wink. I'm almost certain that there's an STD floating around in my drink.
He carried around a bottle of jäger the whole night and when everyone thought the cops came, he started doing push ups in the middle of the floor cause he said it calmed him down.
Son of a bitch took my liquid eyeliner
Some girl is sitting topless in the kitchen and having a Skype video chat with some guy. I already like it here.
DO NOT LET HIM TAKE CONTROL OVER YOUR BOWELS
Worst wingman u don't do ANYTHING but laugh at my incompitant shyness
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