i cant get the smell of ass out of my nose
in mid cry she says "I can be a whore if I want to"
its not college until your roomate walks in on you having sex in his bed. twice
i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
I rode on his Vespa around Florence and fucked him in an empty train. It was like a way sluttier version of Lizzy McGuire
I wore a firefighters hat and drank beer all night. They had to drive me home after breaking the beer pong table, they told me I was welcome back tonight though...
I told her my hands were paint brushes and her vagina was my canvas
I'm offering you baseball tickets and my vagina, isn't that enough?
you take my contact solution?
drank it last night then filled it with brandy for the plane ride.
Running my fingers through my hair was like that scene in Patch Adams where the old lady got to swim in a pool of pasta. I love Molly.
NO. FUCK YOU. I HOPE SOMEONE REPLACES YOUR LUBE WITH HOT SAUCE.
At least I know that however bad my life gets and how low I can feel I'll never feel shitting in a red robin parking lot low
Omg cinnamon bun Oreos. Thanks weed
Wow dude wow that's sad man so sad. I dno't event wanna massturbate anymore due to teh sadness
Basically, I am an endless fountain of unconvential sexual experiences and knowledge.
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