Ok im wearing a joe flacco jersey and full stick on unibrow and hardly anyone else dressed up omg
Omg suz!! take the unibrow off
No! im just getting hammered instead
Looks like I will be paying for the roofie I slipped myself in 9 months.
i love that when i tell my kids and grandkids about how we first met it will be about this little thing called a "poke" on facebook
Ita all starting to make sense i need vodka like i need air
Oh you know, we just bobbed for apples in a bucket full of jungle juice. So, a casual Tuesday night.
Can I just say that you're probably one of my favorite people to have sex with and then eat hummus with at 3:45am?
Walk back down Church toward Mass Ave. Take a right and head for the guy in a kilt on top of the really tall unicycle. C u soon!
And the cops are back. At least my pants are on this time
Well we had to pull over on a side street in town so I could throw up while moms were driving by with car loads of kids, I feel like I just performed a lil silent AA film for the childrens
Learn from my mistakes, you naive soul: Gay love triangles are just as dangerous as straight love triangles.
ANNA YOU PEED ON THE STREET. LIKE NOT EVEN SUBTLY. YA JUST SQUATTED IN THE MIDDLE OF THE HIGHWAY. And you flashed your tits to oncoming vehicles to try to get them to pick us up
I have a bottle of rum in my pocket...what does that say about me...
You come prepared
He's a douche. But I like the way he chokes me.
If you have been drunk at one point during the day and are going to bed sober that same day, something is very wrong.
It's weird having sex with someone you actually like
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