And then I said "flip over. I want to show you something i learned in Afghanistan."
your drunk exhusband is tryin to get with my drunk exgirlfriend. i think its funny. if you still talk to him dont say anything.
we're not divorced.
I'm scared
There's nothing to be scared of. My penis is average size.
That's what I'm afraid of
I have no idea what her name is. I only remember putting my dick between her ass cheeks.
Yeah, but I'm out of licorice and there's no way anywhere near here will rent us all mopeds on a Tuesday night.
my dad just walked in on my jacking off and all he had to say was "I thought you were bigger than that".... thanks dad.
he said the way to his heart was through his stomach, i told him if he wanted to eat my food he had to eat my kitty
smooth operator
fell asleep with the bong in the pool, weirdest tan line ever
Im watching him eat cream cheese and hot dog buns.
Boise Idaho, where you have a one night stand with someone from your town 3 states away and run into them the day you return...
I brought ur friend Scotty home... He started rubbing my crotch then fell down and passed out in front of the microwave
You can see my drunken state get worse with each picture
There should be a Doritos delivery van or something.
My vagina has made plenty life decisions and I would like to point out very few if not any of them were in my favor.
I think I gave a random lady a dildo
Again?!
Randomize
