they had a keg party to fund her abortion.
she asked if she could keep her bee antennas on during her mugshot. i love halloween.
i want to have as much fun as i did last weekend. but plus the condom and minus the fear.
She literally thanked me for asking before I put in her ass
For someone who "only drinks patron" your lack of pickiness with men alarms me
She sent me a pic of shot glasses on fire if that tells you anything
We all know tonight is going to end like every other night with you. drunk, pantless and confused. Dont try to switch things up.
Which I'm also surprisingly fine with. If he walked into the bedroom naked, holding a fish in one hand and a lit candle in the other and said "Let's get fucking weird." I'd probably go with it. He's just that hot.
I would have cried, probably tears of wine, but cried nonetheless.
I found us a new booze connection and I'm writing college admissions essays. The future is bright.
FUCK IM ABOUT TO GET A DICK PIC IN THE LIBRARY
He just stopped me mid blow job so he could text his wife asking for TacoBell.
The minute he showed me his Mumford and sons tattoo is the minute i could literally feel my pussy dry up
Almost lost a vagina lip in the great shave of '16
How can I prove that I give 401k advice and not handjobs?
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