She has some nice fakeys. She is also an exotic entrepreneur.
we were both hunting dick last night. it ended terribly for both of us.
You know, I didn't realize this at the time, but it appears that I am being "heavily petted" by 3 grown men in that pic.
If these were biblical times then you'd be a Roman Senator.
i was shrooming and she was sobbing. i was trying to be sympathetic, but i could see the veins working like worms under her skin. and then her face stripped down to the muscle.
what was she crying about?
i wanna say it was the lack of skin on her face but maybe she lost her job.
If penises could fly, my ass would totally be an airport.
So i guess i slapped the girl sitting next to me leg and said "You know what they say, got fat legs...you gotta fat BOX"
Everytime I know she spent a lot of time on her hair for one of our dates, I intentionally cum on the top of her head. That's how she knows I pay attention.
searching "dave" under the university of pittsburgh on facebook was not exactly how i hoped to find my baby daddy
I just wish I could congratulate your tits on how much I love seeing them
I have to be at work in a hour. Can you sufficiently fuck me in 35 minutes?
It's a "party harder or raise your standards" kind if night.
So I was putting on a condom and looked to my right to not make eye contact, she said did you just look at the American flag while putting that on. I said this one's for Team USA.
Reminding you of hookups your brain is trying to suppress. That's what friends are fooooooooor...
I dipped out before he woke up, but I made sure to take the pizza with me.
I don't suppose you have a recipe for a cocktail made of bitter resignation, regretting everything, poor life descisions and deep-seated self-loathing?
Randomize