Please dont use Danity Kane lyrics to describe your emotions.
"The real world" DC house is on the corner of 20th and S. Wanna come with to check it out? It's my goal to be a blurred out face in their hot tub.
do you think they ever dumped Gatorade over Michael Vick's head after his dog won?
what is the aproppriate waiting time between having sex and playing super Mario brothers
6 min
four guys that i have slept with have come into my job today. FOUR. i feel like it's like bring your sex partners to work day.
He fucked volume into my hair. It was amazing.
She thought someone was breaking in but when I said it was me she got even angrier and threw a coffee mug at my head.
He said I was the "egg mcmuffin" of blowjobs. I'm flattered.
Picking up hoes with my dad is going to make it a little harder, but ay, if thats how he wants to bond after 23 years, Ill give it a shot
My chest hair is, as we speak, arching upward to embrace my neck beard. The union will be a storied one.
That was the #1 scariest moment in my life. I have full trust in you, I let you bite my penis for god sake.
Captain Morgan didnt let me down when i stand up it feels like the world is trying to hand me rainbows.
coughing up blood. I'm leaving for the doctor now. P.S. I just won $350 on the wheel of fortune machine in the casino.
Is there some sort of line being crossed when your shower activities start to involve jimmy johns?
I kicked down a wall in rage and found a door behind the drywall. Once again vandalism solves all my problems.
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