Of course we end up in a gay bar... And I have to tell you there are some hot dudes here, should I pass around your Facebook?
Remember ______, girl, blonde, one of my roommates the first year of ________?
Yeah we hooked up in the top bunk bed while simultaneously having a conversation with u, so yeah, I remember her
We could sell used underwear with pictures of us wearing them.
Your friends ate a hole through an entire loaf of bread
I think i just got paid for sex with a hot pocket... and i accepted
I just peed on my pajamas. Its gonna be a long night. Don't forget the cookies.
almost passed out on the way to class today.. laid down in a construction site. bad idea
ill give you a picture of me naked for $5. im desperate.
Got a handy at the foam party. Took girl home. Banged her. Thanked her for foam handy. "what handy?"
Just saw some dude tumble down the stairs of the bar while leaving...fist pump...and then sprint down the road
I just made a drug deal 100% through snap chat
he came to me for relationship advice and we ended up fucking in my backseat
there’s plenty of nice guys out there with good jobs and NO felonies!
Trying to figure out why my back is hurting. And then I remember I got fucked up against a tree last night
90% sure I just opened a snapchat of you in a fuzzy bathrobe next to your ceiling collapsing
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