Haha she couldn't find her dress in the morning. So she left it. How do the hell do I discreetly return that to her at work. More importantly, how did she discreetly do the walk of shame??
Random 1st period thought: do you think she could put "had a threesome" on her resume?
I told him he didn't want "flip-flop extraction" on his medical history.
The panties match.
I'll be right there.
I know I'm her Sunday school teacher. I just feel I would be saving others from a lot of headaches by telling her someday she's going to be a stripper
Yea. You cant just squeeze my balls. They are sensitive
you should have walked with me to my car. you just missed a girl rip off her bra and throw it into a dumpster and scream mardi gras
Guess who has got hockey tickets for tonight? Only cost me road head going to and coming from the game
I think I'm going to go into my next therapy session with hot client with my fly down and when he tells me about it I'm going to say "how did that happen?!" and then porn music will start to play.
My tuesday consisted of speaking to a federal agent for two hours and watching a roving band of gypsies jump over a fire until 2:30am
Drunk yet?
Well I just did the worm on an empty dance floor while the bridesmaids were serving cake. You tell me.
i need to put some appletini on your dick
There they were doing the deed on the beach, looked like two seagulls fighting over a chicken bone.
He pretended his dick was a samurai sword and that he was slaying me with it is it bad I still wanted him to fuck me
Apparently my hair turned out really good because I got my butthole licked by a stranger last night
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