ashley and jimmy are about to have sex on degrassi.... EVERYONES GETTING LAID BUT ME
Farmville is her only friend.
I kind of feel like guidos are mythical creatures.
Not really fighting over the same girl. He takes her out to dinner and then I come over and fuck her. We've worked out the perfect relationship.
yea i guess its safe to say fire extinguishers are not synonymous with whip cream cans
All I heard was "You have collect call from Lafayette Parish Jail for Dude it was awesome! I'll tell you about it later!"
Ill trade u your bra for a run to the liquor store...
He's almost as awesome as vicodin.
Can i tell him you said that? Cuz i know that means a lot coming from you
You guys can't keep having sex with them and cleaning their house! They're never going to take you seriously!
Im pretty sure by the fifth subway ride after going in circles the four times prior, we all just accepted that we werent making the concert and should instead enjoy our magical weed and tequila laced journey.
I woke up and sent him a text that said 'I'm sorry forever'
you must be at least a level 5 friend to unlock my sexual orientation
just made a presentation to 40 students and my professor about morals and ethical issues..still drunk. at 8am. I wish I could remember how it went.
I love Texas men! TSA agent found my vibrator, nodded approvingly, and said, “You have a nice night, ma’am” with a cowboy accent. I almost made out with him on the spot
Listen, I love you but you cannot refer to your dick as the holy sister anymore
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