If it were my dying wish, would you come over 2nite 2 save me?:):):) wana come anyways?
He ate me out. It was like watching him trying to win a pie eating contest
YOURE GIVING A BLOW JOB TO THE BOY WHO SAYS "OH SNAP"
she had condoms in her med. cabinet - magnums -I don't think I'm tall enough for this ride
Just got a script for 120 vicodin with 6 refills. I feel like michael jackson.
I could make treat bags
Can we ask the Hungry Howie's guy to pick up some blunt wraps on the way over?
Water park on acid. THIS NEEDS TO HAPPEN!!
Just so you know, my new pet parrot tried to bond sexually with me today. That is what Google told me. I'm not sure of its gender.
Come to the roof. We are drinking breakfast.
DOUBLE NIPPLE PIERCINGS ARE HORRIFYING
I bought Plan B for the first time and an interview outfit today. You could say my life is improving.
I just drank beer out of an old Vicodin bottle hoping to catch some residue. That's how finals week is going
In Texas. Drank way too much wine. Puked in a gallon zip lock bag. Passed out at 445 with the ENTIRE family here. Got up at 745 in time for dinner. I made you proud!!!
Just took an Adderall with Pedialyte so I think that's a valid answer to "how are you doing"
Help I can't tell if I'm sexually attracted to Bill Nye
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