Jake died.
WTF????????? That's how you tell me????
Oops typo. Jake cried.
like if someone fucked a dictionary but instead of having a penis, it was just one of those leap frog educational toys
I hope to god you are high
nothing as in nothinggggg kills the mood for me is when a girl with 4 cm nipple hair
I think I just met the technical qualifications for binge drinking in five minutes
i wanna anger bang this girl behind me at work. she never shuts up with her annoying voice. but her boobs are phenom.
I came home to burning cookies and him outside "tanning" naked.
He just wants an even tan
Thanks for making breakfast. I usually have cereal and coffee...but i think margaritas and turkey sandwiches could catch on.
dude, i turned on the light and asked if they were ok and they STILL didn't stop. Most determined sex EVER.
I took shrooms last night.. For a good half hour I genuinely believed I was black and being held captive by a leaf. Never again.
I have meat and whiskey. will you bring condoms?
I got with him in my watermelon costume so ya you owe me $1
OKAY THAT'S CREEPY AND I'D PROBABLY ACCIDENTLY ORGASM
Maybe those shots of hot dog water wasn’t a good idea after killing a fifth of tequila.. but who’s askin
got the runs at the club last night. wondering when it'll be safe to show my face again.
He ate me out for my sailor moon manga and I gave him a blowjob for his Devilman manga. Pretty sweet deal imo
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