id fuck shawn from boy meets world only if we could name the baby topanga.
Does transporting jello shots count as driving with an open container?
I'm surprised you like me... I didn't think I was your type.
Blonde hair and big tits is every guys type.
I think his glow in the dark Star Wars sheets, at the time, really turned me on.
My mom and I were trying to explain to my sister what an uncircumcised penis looks like. We had some minor disagreements.
two fat guys on crotch rockets just invited me to 'party' with them at a del taco. why does this keep happening to me?
i seriously have like 9 pictures of people taking shots out of a vag on my camera....
As usual, I had to fight him for his car keys. Though this time he made it to the valet garage. All the Hispanic attendants gathered around and watched. Felt like I was in a cock fight.
He bought segways. We ride them when we get drunk. Last night he ran through the sliding glass door.
I couldn't sleep so I took 4 shots of vodka and promptly threw up in the sink. Happy Thursday
I'd say things got weird when I started doing lines of molly in the box.
The family next to you was not pleased
Two old ladies openly mocked me this morning at drunk breakfast. Is it time to reevaluate my life choices?
I wish I was there so i could bitch slap his incredibly sexy face
i got drunk and started dancing with the plant because you were out of town
I am texting my ex and my future boyfriend while eating fish and chips with my current boyfriend... How and when did I become such a terrible person???
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